"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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