Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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