there was a trapeze. enough said
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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