you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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