i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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