Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The beer is more important than you right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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