is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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