is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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