Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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