Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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