I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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