Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Randomize