What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
