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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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