Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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