Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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