My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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