sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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