i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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