That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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