My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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