You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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