i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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