omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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