Just fell off a train. Bad.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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