Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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