Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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