but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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