All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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