I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
why is half of my head shaved?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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