I hope mine doesn't look like that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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