Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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