peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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