also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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