Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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