call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize