my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.