How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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