Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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