Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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