My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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