He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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