I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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