Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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