Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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