butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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