Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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