But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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