Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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