woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Randomize
