So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The beer is more important than you right now.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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