Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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