Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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