you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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