But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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