But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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